|The Huge Pitter-Patter Attack Plan of Love!|
|Romaji||Ai no Kyodai na Patapata Kougeki Sakusen!|
|Volume||The Ninja Rock Lee|
|← The Ninja Rock Lee||Rock Lee vs. Neji Hyūga →|
The Huge Pitter-Patter Attack Plan of Love! (愛の巨大なパタパタ攻撃作戦！ Ai no Kyodai na Patapata Kougeki Sakusen!) is Chapter 2 of the manga.
Rock Lee asks Sakura Haruno, his crush, to go out with him, but was turned down. Devastated, Lee walks around and finds an Icha Icha book, which he recognized as the book Kakashi Hatake always reads, on the ground. He reads the x-rated book and reveals to his teammates, Neji, who reads the book with his Byakugan, and Tenten that he has discovered the secret to impressing women. With this, he leaves trying to follow the tactics, but his plan fails. As Tenten tries to console Lee, Kakashi arrives to warn about a lone ninja group from another country lurking around the village, and sees the book Lee read, saying that it was his. Lee asks for advice from him on how to be cool, and Kakashi replies that "cool guys are guys that protect their precious friends". Sakura appears to be surrounded by the enemy ninja. However, Lee arrives and defeats them with a bee inspired attack, earning an apology from Sakura. However, he accidentally grabs her breast which results to a typical Sakura beat down. Lee returns to Tenten, who comforts him. He finds Icha Icha on the ground, making Tenten realize that he has not learned a thing from his exploits.